Fort Cumberland, Portsmouth
Comedy At The Fort
Hosted by James Alderson, a monthly show run by Portsmouth Distillery set in the 18th century fort!
The next few SHOWs AT A GLANCE!
(click the image below to see all our “events” in date order on our Facebook page under the “more” tab)
LOVE LAUGHING?
So do we!
There's nothing better than laughter, and a great night out! That's why we only book the funniest comedians to perform in our multi-award winning comedy clubs! Plus we are now the fastest growing comedy club chain across the south, with comedy nights every Friday and Saturday!
Regular TV faces from shows like Live At The Apollo and Mock The Week grace our line ups, through to top professional comedians touring the country and rising stars set for fame! We book the best line ups possible to make sure you have a hilarious fun night with friends!*
So when do you want to go?
Click one of our BUTTONS below to book a great comedy night out in your town!
PLEASE NOTE ACTS MAY CHANGE FROM THOSE ADVERTISED DUE TO TV OR TOUR COMMITMENTS BEYOND OUR CONTROL. This is the same policy for every comedy club around the world. You are buying tickets to a comedy night, and whilst 90% of the time the line ups remain as advertised, there is only one way to be sure to see the act you want and that’s to buy a ticket to see them on tour rather than a mixed bill comedy night such as ours. Rest assured - it doesn’t matter who is on - we guarantee a hilarious night of laughs - so we look forward to seeing you very soon!
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the stitches towns!
All shows start at 8pm. Doors 7pm. Shows finish around 10:30pm
Devonshire Park Theatre
Eastbourne Stitches
A gorgeous theatre with amazing lighting and sound and seating for over 800 people!
The Square Tower
Old Portsmouth Stitches
Our newest venue - and oldest! Built in the 15th century it’s quite the space! All 2026 shows on sale now!
Pagham Village Hall
Pagham Stitches
2026 has so many hilarious comedians coming! Now with its own cheap bar too!
Mayflower Studios
Southampton Stitches
2026 HUGE shows on sale now with awesome line ups!
The Fishbourne Centre
Fishbourne Stitches
After so many sell out shows, we have loads of dates to look forward to in 2026 !
Chichester Festival Theatre
Chichester Stitches
Our newest night, bringing huge famous faces to the city in October!
Hayling Island Community Centre
Hayling Island Stitches
Loads of dates now scheduled for 2026 with its own hot food stall, snack stall and bar too!
The White Swan
Arundel Stitches
Loads of shows on sale for 2026 and a great bar and food on site too!
The Drayton Centre
Drayton Stitches
Extra dates now on sale and 2026 selling fast too! Now with its own bar too!
Spinnaker Tower
Comedy At The Tower
Yes, comedy at the amazing Spinnaker Tower in Gunwharf Quays!
The Spring Arts Centre
Havant Stitches
Launching in December 2026 so keep your eyes peeled for an amazing night at this great arts centre.
The Academy - Selsey
Selsey Stitches
The Academy in Selsey! 2026 dates on sale now and with a brand new bar on site too!
Worthing Pavilion Theatre
Worthing Stitches
The largest venue in Worthing, recently refurbished and a great setting packed with big TV stars.
Storrington Village Hall
Storrington Stitches
All 2026 dates now on sale and selling fast! Plus the bar returns!
Alresford Recreation Centre
New Alresford Stitches
Hilarious comedians coming to town and selling fast for 2026!
Wickham Community Centre
Wickham Stitches
All 2026 shows on sale now with a brand new bar and big stars coming!
Petersfield Festival Hall
Petersfield Stitches
Our latest addition to the chain with huge comedy stars appearing throughout 2026!!
Farnham Rugby Club
Farnham Stitches
2026 is bringing some big names to Farnham…selling fast! Spread the word!
St. John’s Church
Gosport Stitches
A superb venue with state of the art sound and lighting and a great bar! Big names coming for 2026!
Fareham Live
Fareham Stitches
A brand new theatre with the biggest comedian stars in our 2nd biggest Stitches venue for 2026!
G Live
Guildford Stitches
A brand new theatre with the biggest comedian stars in our biggest Stitches venue! 2026 on sale now!
Horndean Technology College
COMEDY ALL STARS
The biggest longest running comedy club in the south, now running for nearly 14 years with the biggest names in comedy!
*PLEASE NOTE THAT LINE UPS CAN CHANGE DUE TO TV COMMITMENTS BEYOND OUR CONTROL, BUT REST ASSURED YOU HAVE BOUGHT TICKETS TO A GREAT COMEDY NIGHT & THAT IS WHAT WE PROMISE TO GIVE YOU!
HAVE YOUR PLANS CHANGED?
CAN'T MAKE THE SHOW?
We know you love laughing, but if you can no longer come to the show, through illness, you have double booked or maybe your babysitter has cancelled, we don't give refunds (under any circumstances), but even better…we are one of the only entertainment groups in the UK that will transfer your tickets to any future show at any venue, so you have some laughs to look forward to - we just need a minimum of 48 hours notice - or you can gift the tickets to friends to use if you can no longer make it!
Please note, however, that tickets can only be transferred once for free and after that an admin fee of £1 per ticket will be required. In addition, certain theatres have their own transfer and refund policy so do enquire directly if purchased that way.
Just let us know through the message box below!
