SHOWs AT A GLANCE!

LOVE LAUGHING?

So do we!

There's nothing better than laughter, and a great night out! That's why we only book the funniest comedians to perform in our comedy clubs, AND we are now the fastest growing comedy club chain across the south, with regular comedy venues!

Regular TV faces from shows like Live At The Apollo and Mock The Week grace our line ups, through to top professional comedians touring the country and rising stars set for fame! We book the best line ups possible to make sure you have a hilarious fun night with friends!*

So when do you want to go?

Click one of our BUTTONS below to book a great comedy night out in your town!

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the stitches towns!

All shows start at 8pm. Doors 7pm. Shows finish around 10:30pm
Goring Stitches Comedy Club

St. Mary’s Church Hall, Goring

Goring-by-Sea Stitches

Now moving to a bigger venue, with amazing sound and lighting and a very cheap bar!

Old Portsmouth Stitches Comedy Club

The Square Tower

Old Portsmouth Stitches

Our newest venue - and oldest! Built in the 15th century it’s quite the space! All 2025 shows on sale now!

Pagham Stitches Comedy Club

Pagham Village Hall

Pagham Stitches

2025 has so many hilarious comedians coming!

Southampton Stitches Comedy Club

Mast Mayflower Studios

Southampton Stitches

2025 HUGE shows on sale now with awesome line ups!

Fishbourne Stitches Comedy Club

The Fishbourne Centre

Fishbourne Stitches

After so many sell out shows, we have loads of dates to look forward to in 2025 !

East Meon Stitches Comedy Club

Hambledon Village Hall

Hambledon Stitches

Our newest night, bringing famous faces to the village in 2025!

Hayling Stitches Comedy Club

Hayling Island Community Centre

Hayling Island Stitches

Loads of dates now scheduled for 2025!

Arundel Stitches Comedy Club

The White Swan

Arundel Stitches

Next show in March!

Drayton Stitches Comedy Club

The Drayton Centre

Drayton Stitches

Extra dates now on sale and 2025 selling fast too! Plus it’s BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE as there’s no bar!

Southsea Stitches Comedy Club

The Coastguard Studio

Stitches Presents "Southsea's Secret Comedy Club"

Hilarious shows every other other month!

Liss Stitches Comedy Club

The Triangle Centre

Liss Stitches 

New dates coming for 2025 but click to see Petersfield Festival Hall dates instead!

Selsey Stitches Comedy Club

The Academy - Selsey

Selsey Stitches

NEW VENUE - now at The Academy in Selsey! 2025 dates on sale now!

Bracklesham Stitches Comedy Club

Bracklesham Barn

Bracklesham Stitches

All shows for 2025 selling out fast!

Storrington Stitches Comedy Club

Storrington Village Hall

Storrington Stitches

All 2025 dates now on sale and selling fast! Plus it’s BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE as there’s no bar any more!

New Arlesford Stitches Comedy Club

Alresford Recreation Centre

New Alresford Stitches

Hilarious comedians coming to town and selling fast!

New Arlesford Stitches Comedy Club

Wickham Community Centre

Wickham Stitches

All 2025 shows on sale now!

Petersfield Stitches Comedy Club

Petersfield Festival Hall

Petersfield Stitches

Our latest addition to the chain with huge comedy stars appearing throughout 2025!!

Farnham Stitches Comedy Club

Farnham Rugby Club

Farnham Stitches

2025 is bringing some big names to Farnham! January already selling fast! 

Gosport Stitches Comedy Club

St. John’s Church

Gosport Stitches

A superb venue with state of the art sound and lighting and a great bar!

Fareham Stitches Comedy Club

Fareham Live

Fareham Stitches

A brand new theatre with the biggest comedian stars in our biggest Stitches venue!

Horndean Comedy All Stars

Horndean Technology College

COMEDY ALL STARS

The biggest comedy club in the south, now running for nearly 13 years with the biggest names in comedy!

*PLEASE NOTE THAT LINE UPS CAN CHANGE DUE TO TV COMMITMENTS BEYOND OUR CONTROL, BUT REST ASSURED YOU HAVE BOUGHT TICKETS TO A GREAT COMEDY NIGHT & THAT IS WHAT WE PROMISE TO GIVE YOU!


HAVE YOUR PLANS CHANGED?

CAN'T MAKE THE SHOW?

We know you love laughing, but if you can no longer come to the show, through illness, you have double booked or maybe your babysitter has cancelled, we don't give refunds, but even better we are one of the only entertainment groups in the UK that will transfer your tickets to any future show at any venue, so you have some laughs to look forward to - we just need a minimum of 48 hours notice - or you can gift the tickets to friends to use if you can no longer make it!
Please note, however, that tickets can only be transferred once for free and after that an admin fee of £1 per ticket will be required.
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